human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

(via stay-strong-you-can-make-it)


untaking:

I’ll see you in hell unfollower

(via unempire)


thatfunnyblog:

seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person

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(via succeeding)


walmartstaff:

turnin up at the club tonight!!!!

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(via penisvvrinkle)


artificialimperialism:

myuncertainlife:

fandom-fox:

spoopyphilia:

did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died

This post messed me up.

It’s actually because your heart rate decreased so quickly that your brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.

i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE

(via wewilllneversleep)


the-chubby-nerd:

Me at a buffet:
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Me after a buffet:
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(via penisvvrinkle)


intrnetvibes:

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

(via onlinebae)


(via laugh-addict)


infern-a:

sometimes im spongebob and sometimes im squidward

(via guideme-home)


finding-fucken-nemo:

captoring:

i was looking up 80’s slang for reasons and

i am so using this

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and you should too

let’s bring it back

WE GOT THIS

(via guideme-home)



TUMBLR GIVEAWAY

barackobotm:

prizes:

  • my friendship

how to win:

  • read this
  • you won
  • please don’t leave me 

(via penisvvrinkle)


tavrisprite:

tavrisprite:

so basically um im horny 

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do you know what these all say?

"hi horny im dad"

(via spork)


calibornsbottombitch:

coltcelestia:

modebatty:

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something
2) The pictures provide what the title says
3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

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