tokomon:

it wasn’t a glass it was an apple, asshole.

(via communistllama)


(via craaychel)



highdiamond-clouds:

squidyword:

sometimes when I close my eyes I can’t see

are u jaden smith

(via distraction)


lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

lucid-awakeningg:

tyleroakley:

caleighclements:

symphony-of-words:

raising awareness for turtle bullying.

a growing problem.

A very slowly growing problem.

This gets funnier and funnier every time I see it

(via booboo-da-fool)


populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

(via guy)


candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

candiedmoon:

everything about this is pure gold.

(via thedailylaughs)


gourmetknights:

remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered

(via succeeding)


lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via distraction)


prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN”

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(via toodopetoexist)




neverstopsatall:

leslie knows my ambition in life

(via kawaiiasspizza)


floateron:

frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

why not

(via toodopetoexist)


Ignorance, the root and stem of every evil.
Plato (via kushandwizdom)

(via midnighttmoonrise)