(via french)


coluring:

sclez:

sweetbuttandhellabooty:

can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa

image

i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar

madeggascar

eggfrica

(via legit-humour)



harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

harryorgans:

thetrapgawd:

I cried the first time I saw this, first she throws a fucking table,
Then she catches the chair someone threw at her with one hand…ONE HAND.

She is the Supreme.

(via lgbtqute)



thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via lgbtqute)


fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

fawun:

what the fuck is this kid on

(via trolling-potato)


chromeofficial:

nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

(via trolling-potato)


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(via perfect)



Mental illness is like fighting a war where the enemy’s strategy is to convince you that the war isn’t actually happening.
Kat (via perfect)

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patterfuck:

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

(via theofmiceaffliction)


bombing:

cop: why the hell did you run headfirst into my car

me: april fools asshole

cop: shit you got me good

(via onemidgetless)